Well, well, well. Right when I was about to go to bed, little... Itsume-san, I believe it would be in her langage... decided to shoot me an email.
From: "Kana Itsume" Daydreamingcricket@gmail.com
To: "Konstantin Von Heinrich" angrydoctor.notmad@gmail.com
Who are you? Why am I here? What is this medicine you're feeding me? Why does my tea taste like poison?
To which I replied:
"My dear Kana,
You are simply ill, and I am your doctor. I am unsure whether or not you've noticed, but you seem to be rather fond of the phrase 'Watashi wa dare?', repeating it to yourself over and over.
Furthermore, you seem to be afflicted with a case of amnesia. I assure you, I am doing everything in my power to return you to your normal state.
As for the tea, my good lady... 'Tis simply iced green tea with a hint of lemon.
Ah, well... Maybe "An entire lemon" is a more accurate term. I do like my tea strong. But, I assure you, 'tis not poison. If you haven't noticed, I've been pouring my tea from the same teapot as you have."
Ah, lies are such a great thing. She'll never know that it's actually artificial flavorings.
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What's with all the birdie references, doc?
Keep up your crazy 'treatment' and I'll bet you'll gather a rather violent flock. Recall Hitchcock's masterpiece.
..That poor Jap chick is so screwed. She'd be better off in the care of rabid chimps.
-Vivian Darkbloom
Ah, clearly my little twitter joke was lost upon you.
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